D.A.R.Y.L - a movie with my name

A young boy is found wandering without any memory of who he is. A family takes him in and begin to look for clues to help him find his way home. In the meantime, they notice that the boy seems to have certain special abilities, not usually found in kids his age, or even fully-grown adults.

Harry Potter Unscripted

'Harry Potter' superstars Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint take a break from Hogwarts to talk about fame, their favorite fan moments and what will happen if Ron and Hermione hook up.

Part 1: In which Emma wishes she could play Snape.




Part 2: In which Daniel shares his craziest fan moment.



Part 3: In which Emma muses on kissing Rupert.

Aliens stole my pool!

North Jersey Media Group — Only one conclusion: aliens!

Someone stole 1,000 gallons of water from Daisy Valdivia’s backyard. And they didn’t spill a drop.

Valdivia woke Wednesday morning to find that her family’s inflatable pool, hip high and 10 feet in diameter and filled with water, was stolen from her backyard in the middle of the night. There is no evidence that the water was poured out, pumped out, evaporated or drunk.

“I’ve never heard of a pool being stolen, let alone one with water in it,” Valdivia said.

found by Rick Salsman

Incredible Stupidity

This picture was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures. The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.

The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed .The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they made the customer sign a waiver.

While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains ( are you ready for this?) 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs (36 kilos). each. They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs (1,360 kilos). Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.

NZ Music - The Black Seeds video

Spider-Pig Trailer!

Jamaican me Crazy

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives.........

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my
frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!

Thanks for the joke Erika!

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